Wishlist for the next Torto event: Rainbow fist

Monday, March 16, 2015 by spiralspy

Tortoguns are kinda fun to play with, though not terribly effective. Takes ages to kill anything with them.  I wonder if it would be fun to have a "prismatech" version that fires one one crystal of each damage type (plus one randomly chosen one so we stay with five shards). To make up for the loss in damage, each shard should inflict an associated status effect...

Notes on “March of the Tortodrones”

Thursday, March 12, 2015 by spiralspy

Well.. it's mating season again and I just noticed that all my info on it was on my old blog. So the following is a repost salvaged from my database backup. It my be out of date, so I'll make adjustments as the need arises. (more…)

How Guild lockdown should have been implemented

Friday, March 6, 2015 by spiralspy

Lets face it. Guild Lockdown could be fun since you don't have to put up with a random team, but isn't due to its broken by design nature: You need five teammates (of the same tier) to enter the coliseum. Most guilds don't have that amount of idle and willing players online at the same time. At least one other guild needs to signup before the match can start (doubling the size of the previous problem)...

No patch notes? No problem!

Wednesday, February 4, 2015 by spiralspy

Don't you just hate hate this? First the game tells you that there well be an update in 90 minutes, then you watch the updater slowly doing it's thing and after you can finally log in again, it's usually waiting a bit longer till the new stuff goes live. (more…)

Promo items – How much are they worth?

Tuesday, October 21, 2014 by spiralspy

So, you just bought a stack of five promo boxes from the supply depot, opened them and got 5x junk? Well, Shit happens! (more…)